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last night!
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last night!
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Get the double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000 mug.When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
Oh while your friends were in town?
Yup!
What does vacuuming the backyard mean?
Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.
But what does it mean?
You really don't want to know.
Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
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Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”
Friend 1-“Man this waitress sure is being flirtatious”
Friend 2-“I saw that, think she could be vacuum sealed ? “
Friend 3- “I don’t see why not, she has a septum piercing”
by reelrod April 8, 2022
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