It means you're so blackout drunk that you don't remember why you have a shoe in one hand and a tuft of hair in the other and where that chihuahua came from
Dan: Susan is so Vorked right now she just attacked Paris Hilton!!!!
Sam: What did you expect when you mix work and Friday night
Sam: What did you expect when you mix work and Friday night
by Moderately Dead Inside June 30, 2020
Get the Vorked mug.Shortened form of Vorarephilia, meaning the desire to be consumed, to consume, or to watch the consumption of another (specifically living) being. There are many facets to this, but there are two main groups:
Soft Vore, where the person being consumed (referred to as the Prey) is not harmed in any great or observed way
Hard Vore; where the Prey is harmed greatly, often fatally, and often notably smaller than the Predator
A unique trait of this paraphilia is that it exists solely in fantasy; there is no no way to fulfill a Vore fantasy with current technology, thus Vorarephiles often grow to have normal lives with their paraphilia fading into the background.
A common misconception is that the Furry community is inexorably intertwined with the Vore Community. This is not the case; some Vorarephile Furries exist, but not all Vorarephiles are also Furries, as some believe.
Soft Vore, where the person being consumed (referred to as the Prey) is not harmed in any great or observed way
Hard Vore; where the Prey is harmed greatly, often fatally, and often notably smaller than the Predator
A unique trait of this paraphilia is that it exists solely in fantasy; there is no no way to fulfill a Vore fantasy with current technology, thus Vorarephiles often grow to have normal lives with their paraphilia fading into the background.
A common misconception is that the Furry community is inexorably intertwined with the Vore Community. This is not the case; some Vorarephile Furries exist, but not all Vorarephiles are also Furries, as some believe.
P1: Ey. Did ya know that Mikey’s into Vore?
P2: No shit! Wouldn’t have guessed. When’d he tell you?
P1: He didn’t; I found out he has an album of Vore art on his phone. Wild shit.
P2: No shit! Wouldn’t have guessed. When’d he tell you?
P1: He didn’t; I found out he has an album of Vore art on his phone. Wild shit.
by Blackwatch Kaide November 10, 2021
Get the Vore mug.When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.
James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.
by YourMomEatsMayo November 24, 2013
Get the Internet Vortex mug.The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen
by TheMoeyJaxter March 27, 2015
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Origin; Countdown, Ch4, 3.15pm
Hosted by; a right twat
Improved by a sexy boffin by the name of Carol
Origin; Countdown, Ch4, 3.15pm
Hosted by; a right twat
Improved by a sexy boffin by the name of Carol
by Twizla February 2, 2005
Get the vorderman mug.-An over dramatised male orgasm
"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"
by Loora May 23, 2007
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