Iren Von 

A.K.A Slayerknight. The greatest knight in the land of Nishon. The knight known for singlehandedly taking back Busmarvush all by himself, His radiant devotion is seen throughout the lands, a veteran born from countless experiences!

Peasant: It's such rarity to have someone like him in these lands!
Rivan: Perhaps so.
Peasant2: Iren Von is just something.

Iren Von by Jamesthebrav April 21, 2023

Jefferson Von Gutenberg 

A nickel bag that was lost near the cemetery with the escalators.

Oh no, i threw Jefferson Von gutenberg under the car when the cops came.

Jefferson Von Gutenberg by DJPyro December 20, 2009

slide for von

something lil durk hasnt done yet cuz hes a lil bitch

Stupid ass yb fans: Slide for von!
lil durk: i know they trollin me but still im a lil bitch boy with a pubescent penis

slide for von by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

Chris von Colijeff 

This is a amazing brown hair, brown eyes, perfect hair perfect face boy. He goes to the gym and is in super good shape. He has the biggest muscles. He is super sexy and smart and cool. He is also the life of the party and amazing. He can drink so much and isn’t afraid to do anything. He’s crazy like that he also surfs and pulls hella bitches. If you have a Chris you better never give him up because he’s a catch

Chris von Colijeff is so sexy!!

Chris von Colijeff by Notchrisvon January 15, 2022

Dr. Von Botty 

limp wristed caricature of a man, a winnet-covered walking perfume shop, a mincing gay bar loiterer and an evil perverter of innocent little boys.

Also - Dr. Von Botchelism, Dr. Von Botchenstein etc etc

Many thanks to Danny C

"Ah, we meet at last Dr. Von Botty."

Dr. Von Botty by reverendmedia December 7, 2006

Count Strahd von Zarovich 

A vampire from the legendary Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying game that for some reason completely pwns. In the Miniatures game, he moves fast and hits hard, while looking extremely badass. Copyrighted by Wizards of the Coast.

"I am Count Strahd von Zarovich, the Vampire! Muahahaha!"

Count Strahd von Zarovich by ShAdOwZ July 20, 2008

Count Von Pennies 

A proper noun used in place of calling someone "Jewish" for being cheap.

Sarcasm Master: "Why don't you spring for the large fries, Count Von Pennies?"

Count Von Pennies by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003