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Claude Von Riegan

The most perfect specimen in existence. The moment i started up FE3H and saw his beautiful green eyes i knew he was the one. Even if he poisons the other houses with his homemade laxatives. He is incredible, he is an icon, and he is the only viable option for a lifelong partner out of the Fire Emblem Three Houses roster. He also ended racism in imperial year 1200. What a perfect guy. One of his favorite teas are Almryan Pine Needles. When you go for a teatime with him and give him that delectable blend, you will be able to spend as much time as you like joking and laughing with the future leader of the Leicester Alliance. He is the perfect person and if he existed in real life the world would end due to how perfect he is. Even though countless attempts on his life were made by his own brothers, he is still more sane than both Psycho Dimitri and War Criminal Edelgard after Byleth’s 5 years of slumber. He is the one true person to choose when walking down the path of life. Any other option is horrible and should not be chosen. Claude Von Riegan is the only way.
Person A: Hey, why haven’t you dated anyone since 2019? Ever since you played that Fire Emblem game you haven’t even spared guys a glance.
Person B: Because ever since i played the game, my standards have been raised infinitely by Claude Von Riegan. No man will ever live up to him, and therefore i will never be able to love again after i found out a pude Claude.
Claude Von Riegan by blueprint.. January 5, 2023
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Iren Von 

A.K.A Slayerknight. The greatest knight in the land of Nishon. The knight known for singlehandedly taking back Busmarvush all by himself, His radiant devotion is seen throughout the lands, a veteran born from countless experiences!
Peasant: It's such rarity to have someone like him in these lands!
Rivan: Perhaps so.
Peasant2: Iren Von is just something.
Iren Von by Jamesthebrav April 21, 2023
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Jefferson Von Gutenberg 

A nickel bag that was lost near the cemetery with the escalators.
Oh no, i threw Jefferson Von gutenberg under the car when the cops came.
Jefferson Von Gutenberg by DJPyro December 20, 2009

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something lil durk hasnt done yet cuz hes a lil bitch
Stupid ass yb fans: Slide for von!
lil durk: i know they trollin me but still im a lil bitch boy with a pubescent penis
slide for von by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

Chris von Colijeff 

This is a amazing brown hair, brown eyes, perfect hair perfect face boy. He goes to the gym and is in super good shape. He has the biggest muscles. He is super sexy and smart and cool. He is also the life of the party and amazing. He can drink so much and isn’t afraid to do anything. He’s crazy like that he also surfs and pulls hella bitches. If you have a Chris you better never give him up because he’s a catch
Chris von Colijeff by Notchrisvon January 15, 2022

Dr. Von Botty 

limp wristed caricature of a man, a winnet-covered walking perfume shop, a mincing gay bar loiterer and an evil perverter of innocent little boys.

Also - Dr. Von Botchelism, Dr. Von Botchenstein etc etc

Many thanks to Danny C
"Ah, we meet at last Dr. Von Botty."

Dr. Von Botty by reverendmedia December 7, 2006

Count Strahd von Zarovich 

A vampire from the legendary Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying game that for some reason completely pwns. In the Miniatures game, he moves fast and hits hard, while looking extremely badass. Copyrighted by Wizards of the Coast.
"I am Count Strahd von Zarovich, the Vampire! Muahahaha!"