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You are all in a virtual

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.
Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"
by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023
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Virtual boy

A failed Nintendo console that everyone drags on, Putting Flaws aside like the headaches and small game library, its actually pretty good with worthwhile games on it.
Person 1: the virtual boy was the worst console ever!
Person 2: god you are such a sheep. Form your own opinions
by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023
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virtual breeding

Simply put, another way of acting out the breed kink without condemning yourself to eighteen years.
Homey 1: Dude! My girlfriend told me she has a breed kink!

Homey 2: So what you’re going to do is get her down on all fours, biting the pillow, then you’re going to wrap it up before she has a chance to notice! This is called “virtual breeding”.
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
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virtual breeding

Virtual Breeding (noun):

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.
Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"
by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023
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China Southern Virtual Group

China Southern Virtual Group is a Virtual Airline based on the mobile simulator, Infinite Flight.

One of the largest China's mainland virtual airline for Infinite Flight. Started operations since 2021, September.
One of my greatest pleasure in Infinite Flight is being a China Southern Virtual Group pilot.
One of my greatest pleasure in Infinite Flight is being a China Southern Virtual Group pilot.
by sosts February 13, 2023
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Virtual Console

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Virtual Reality

It's Reality But Virtual
I am gonna go play in Virtual Reality!
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