A guy takes a hot chick back to his apartment, when they walk in;
She says: "Wow, it smells like you're Urine luck!"
Hes says: Yeah, I really have to get rid of that dirty oldcat! It's ruining my sex life!"
She says: "Wow, it smells like you're Urine luck!"
Hes says: Yeah, I really have to get rid of that dirty oldcat! It's ruining my sex life!"
by Joey Venz November 10, 2009
Get the Urine Luckmug. by Jordan Toxic April 13, 2006
Get the Urination Stationmug. Any person who deems him or herself better than everyone else (i.e. "The Shit"), but is in fact lower on the social food chain than some bastard child of Pauly Shore and Rob Schneider at the Oscars. He is trampled on (or rather pissed on) by five year-olds and the elderly alike.
by Jennie G April 8, 2008
Get the urinal cakemug. A delicious food product made by urinating into the top of the wedding cone. One then leaves the urine filled cone in the sun for several weeks, where time and pressure cause the urine to solidify, and the various components of the urine to separate. The chef then scrapes off the undesirable portions of the urine cake, and using a deli slicer, slices the urine cake into uniform 1/4" slices, as done with liverwurst and the like, Finally the urine cake is enjoyed by schlepping it onto some pumpernickel bread, with some lettuce and horseradish mustard. A true delicacy.
You:"Hey junk mail, I got you some delicious urine cakes from the market."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i will stick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i will stick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."
by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011
Get the urine cakesmug. by Adam's got mad krusties October 11, 2006
Get the urinal cordmug. A rather obnoxious, low-IQ individual who frequents public places creating both a social disturbance and an eye saw; often drunk on cheap booze and smoking dog ends off the floor, the Urine_Mutant is a social problem for all he comes into contact with, especially as they often mix in packs; social contact with non-Urine-Mutants often results in demands for money or general verbal harassment,
Oh my God, the town was filled with Urine-Mutants today I don't think I'm going to be going there anymore I've had enough of them,
by Jack_Tisson August 14, 2023
Get the Urine-Mutantmug. by Riddler007 February 2, 2015
Get the Anal urinationmug.