turdally

A universal word covering three different meanings.

Meaning number one is just a substitute for the word "totally".

Meaning 'number two' is a word that means extremely
turd-like.

The last meaning of "turdally" is a word that means extremely turtle-like.

1. BOB: "Hey guys, sorry I'm so late to the party."
WILL: "Nah, I turdally understand."

2. JIM: "Hey guys guess what!!! I just a mighty poo in the upstairs bathroom!! It's turdally sick!"

3. WILL: "I just stole one of the turtles from the Zoo and put it in my tank today. It's turdally awesome!"

by Will Bradford June 30, 2008

catshit and mouse turd

Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.

Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?

by Steve Scholten August 26, 2005

Frosting the turd

The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.

My buddy was frosting the turd last night .

by my sewer buddy January 12, 2010

Fried toad turd

Something that doesn't taste very good

This yard bird tastes like fried toad turd

by beEasy91 July 12, 2010

turdberg

A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.

"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"

by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008

tardulator

(n.) A large calculator with over sized buttons and an 8 digit display suited for retards with meaty over sized yet stubby fingers.

Judah needs a tardulator to add up his money when playing the game "cash flow".

by jables42 December 11, 2007

Turd Lunger

Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.

Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.

by Lucky Lunger February 24, 2009