Trapped Turd

A Trapped Turd is a Poo Anxiously Awaiting Expulsion From Ones Bowls.

"A Fart 💨is a Cry for Help from a Trapped Turd 💩 .".

by Nikkii November 29, 2017

unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.

Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.

by voldemort's nipple March 12, 2009

turd tickler

A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.

Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.

by Pissening January 15, 2014

Turd Muncher

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

by Breezie's September 21, 2005

Polishing a Turd

Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.

I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.

by Memory Smythe January 8, 2008

The Turd Car

Any vehicle that attracts cops because of its very sheisty appearance, usually due to under-maintenance. Cops feel that these vehicles typically contain drugs and/or criminals. These vehicles will typically be within the limits of the laws, but still get pulled over just because of their dilapidated appearance.

Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.

(ex.) The Turd Car Driver: "May I asked why you pulled me over, Officer?

Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"

by Jacob Sportsman December 13, 2010

Turd Alert

A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.

Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!

by fling! December 18, 2011