Squirrel on a Trampoline

The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.

At the party Jimbo surprised everyone by pulling out the Squirrel on a Trampoline trick and .

by Haught Carl December 20, 2009

trampoo

Another word for fuck. Gay men use it when they're wishing a straight man would fuck him.

Gay guy: "If only Johnny Depp would trampoo me."

Other gay guy: "Are you serious? I'd rather be trampooed by Taylor Lautner anyday."

by britneycabrol and jonstapelton December 15, 2009

Lady and the tramp

Meeting in the middle of a rail of cocaine.

Shall we lady and the tramp this whole gram?

by Jeoma July 20, 2014

tramp stamp

A special stamp made for the sluttiest girls to ever walk the planet. This stamp can be found above the ass on the lower back. These are easy to spot because girls will wear anything that shows off this self inflicted mark of shame.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Tramp Bike

A modified bike, which would enable usage of it on a trampoline. Achieved by removing the wheels and attaching polystyrene and layers upon layers of maskintape.

Bob: Check my skillz on this tramp bike crew!
Everyone: Holy crap Bob your so hardcore!
Mariah Carey: How would you like me to perform sexual intercourse with you Bob?
Bob: Nah its k.

by Not Bob(wink wink) October 16, 2008

Trampede

A charged up group of bullish shoppers that stampede through the doors of a store to grab every sale item in sight...

Wal Mart has decided to issue wristbands for entry into their stores on Black Friday to avoid tragic and fatal trampedes by ruthless and pushy shoppers.

by don samson December 5, 2009

Trampgash

Adjective. Can be applied to grotesque images and video (or anything) that force the depraved (generally online) masses to watch them out of pure sick/perverted curiosity (example: 2 Girls, 1 Cup)

Can also be applied to things of exquisite beauty.

"That paraplegic midget porn is pure trampgash"

Hot girl walks in: "Mmmm...trampgash...."

by K_ntface June 22, 2011