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North American Truck Rammer

The act of smothering someone in oil, strapping them to the front of a North American Truck and performing anal sex with said subject
Did you see Johnny come home last night? No, I heard he found a girl and became an NATR (North American Truck Rammer).
by Swag Master J May 30, 2013
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milk in my truck

Dess thinks: I wish I had milk in my truck but its been empty for years.
by Quantity November 5, 2013
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Cleveland Dump Truck

Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.
Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.
by Obama Phone May 17, 2018
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Pennsylvania Tow Truck

An alternative method for delivering a baby. When the woman enters into labor the man must engage in sexual intercourse until the baby attaches to the penis, most likely via the mouth, as in a trailer hitch. The baby must then be pulled from the uterus and vagina from the thrusting of the coitus.
DERIVATIVE: When in Pennsylvania, where most solutions must be "MacGuyvered" due to lack of wealth, "Tow trucks" consist of your friend hooking your Ford Focus up to his F150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
*NOTE: A true Pennsylvania Tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors
There's Carol and Bob, must not be able to afford the doctor as they hired a Pennsylvania Tow truck. That's their 7th child.
by LoveSpen August 3, 2011
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Truck rice

When a pickup truck (of any make or style) has characteristics of a ricer. Such as clear tail lights/headlights. Tons of gaudy chrome. Overly tinted windows. Giant-ass exhaust tips (diesels). Or stickers.
Did you see that gay Ford?
It had clear taillights, projector headlights, ridiculous amounts of chrome, 5% tint on all the windows and sewer pipe exhaust. It also said FORD on the back windows and POWERSTROKE on the windshield.
Total Truck Rice.
by Sawyer318 September 14, 2010
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Captain Salt Truck

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
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Truck Muffler

An anal Whore, or someone who sleeps with random people and enjoys chodes.
I dumped my girlfriend when I found out she was just a Dirty Truck Muffler.
by Whalesdude November 7, 2007
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