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Va "J" Token

In other words a vaginal shotgun!
When a man inserts a tight roll blunt 1/4 way into his womans vagina. The woman uses 5 kegal flexes to pull in said smoke. The man then pulls out the joint and presses his lips to her Va J hole. She then uses pressure out reflexex blowing the smoke in his mouth.

WARNING:Use Extreme caution while holding/pulling. Women Do not fart. You'll blow his eyebrows off j/k. Men if she has no idea what a kegal muscle is

DO NOT ATEMPT THIS!!! It will end badly for both of you and waste your stash. Great for fun time 4 play. Men if She's into it you can blow you exhale back in her mouth.
Penny gave me a Va "J" Token Token last night and it tore my ass up and plesured her in all the right places.
by Crayola4TW4rmunda November 1, 2009
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toenails

When someone is so far up another person's ass brown noser, all thats left hanging out is their toenails.
Steve is such a toenails.
by Jimmy420 December 9, 2007
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tovey

a boy that has his hair on fire.
Luke Tovey at a school in kent.
by DASHstar Kid December 20, 2008
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Token Ring

A circle marijuana smokers. Whatever that's being smoked (joint, pipe...) is being passed around the ring of people.
Hey Bob, would you like to get high and join the token ring planned at my house? 8 o' clock, be there or be square!
by Fopp November 22, 2004
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Token Fat Girl

The one girl in a group of pretty girls who is grossly overweight.
You know those groups of girls? The ones at the club? Like 4-7 of them all hanging out? They look hot right? Wait... What's with that one girl? You know the one. The one fat girl in the group. That's the token fat girl. There in the group to make the other girls feel pretty. She gets a little uppity cause she's part of the group of hot girls, but honestly? Her job is confidence building and cock blocking.
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Token Bullshit

The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.
Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."

Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
by Johnathan S. Aldura October 17, 2009
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mat tavener

1.the hero for all afro-hairdo's
2.a great hair style
1.my hair is all floppy i'll have to call mat tavener @ 07729815032
2.lion's hair is a dude but it's no mat tavener
by dom February 3, 2004
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