the second worst thing happening for you today

this is the second worst thing happening for you today, I don't what is the first worst thing but I bet its bad.

So listen up boy, pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing happening for you today!
-Spy, TF2

by The Synthetic of the Synthetic February 16, 2022

nope. not today im going back to bed.

having to get up and socialize but wanting to go back to bed, choosing not to socialize.

person 1: "yo dude!"

person 2: "nope. not today im going back to bed."

person 1: "oh- okay then-"

by meadow_spirittt November 6, 2023

Torange

The shadow that is created when light passes through venitian or slatted blinds. Only word that rhymes with orange.

Close the blinds, there is torange on the tv screen.

by Nezz June 28, 2007

Tonay

Shorthand, noun: The combination of "today" and "tonight."

What are you doing tonay?

I plan on having sex all of tonay.

by GangsterofLoveAlyssa October 31, 2011

Today

Today is the greatest day I've ever known. Can't live for tomorrow, tomorrow's much too wrong. I'll burn my eyes out before I get out.

Today, I love you.

by PrettierThanYourGF June 20, 2016

Hi, how are you today

Like if your doing good, dislike if your not doing so well

Hi, how are you today boss. Good Jimmy.

by JéŝùśCĥŕïŝt April 15, 2021

Torey

The state of being extremely ditzy and/or having no common sense.

guy: Hey, why are you acting so weird?

girl: I guess im just being a torey today.

by Dylan Vowell June 2, 2007