drop tone

The sound an object makes as it's falling onto a surface.

I could tell by the drop tone that it was your pen that fell out of your pocket, not your ring.

by pentozali August 21, 2012

The Tone-Gay Effect

This mental condition is commonly found in the rarest of cases. The first known case was discovered by accident in 1876 by William Harrington Beckett IV on an expedition around the world. The side effects can be (but are not limited to):

1. Creating social situations that never actually happened for attention, i.e. being "spiked" on a night out
2. Play-acting at place of work, pretending to collapse due to "stress" and "anxiety"
3. Fraudulent claims of abuse or misconduct
4. Confessing uncharacteristic yet predictable homosexual love for close friends
5. Constructing false narratives of physical confrontations with members of the general public
6. Inexplicable erections that last for an infinite period
7. Developing one-sided sado-masochistic attraction to fiendish harlots
8. Arrange appointments with cohorts only to disengage, re-engage and re-disengage from previously agreed upon plans
9. Incessant correction, of, punctuation. being put in the: wrong places in a sentence?
10. Becoming increasingly incestuous with ones own mother

Tracey: So what's wrong with my son Dr.Lancaster?
Doctor: He is showing signs of what is known as the Tone-Gay effect , I'm sorry madam, it is very rare, it is incurable and there is little we can do to treat it
Tracey: Does that mean he has to be sectioned?
Doctor: I'm afraid so....

by You Can't Leave This Empty July 25, 2017

jasmine toner

she is the most unique and most beautiful girl you will ever meat. she has the most unique eyes that are full of wonder and look like a galaxy. she has the truest heart and the most loving smile. when her heart beats the world spins and when she speaks a new star is formed. she cares the most and needs to be cared for the most. if you have her cherish her, hug her, kiss her, and spend every second with her. if you ever meet this girl stay away from her because she is my jasmine toner and i am her gage.

person 1''hay have you seen jasmine toner?''

person 2" yeah she's with gage!''

person 1"man that gage is a lucky guy"

person 2"yes..yes he is"

by monster0107 October 9, 2017

chocken tonders

A special kind of tender only found at the bottom of the deepfrier of fried chicken. Usally looks like a wrinkled dildo.

Bro, chocken tonders taste like 2 day old breast milk, not saying I know what that taste like...

by TheSpeedArtMaster2006 November 14, 2019

two toned lips

Lips of two completely different shades in most cases one dark than the other

I have two toned lips

by Vinne October 27, 2022

two toned lips

Lips of two completely different shades in most cases one dark than the other

I have two toned lips

by Vinne October 27, 2022

Economically Tone Deaf

To obliviously, Ignorantly, and/or foolishly make financial/economic decisions, despite various information, and warnings, and risks, even worse so with other people's money. People who are Economically Tone Deaf are unaware of the long-term consequences and costs of their spendings and investments.

" John's son, Jesus Marry and Joseph, I swear, that man is Economically Tone Deaf. He keeps asking his parents for money just to spend on those stupid monkey images. God, I can't believe he's in his 30's.

by GoodDay20 January 1, 2023