Skip to main content

toilet abortion

The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger
Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.
by noodles the cat October 23, 2003
mugGet the toilet abortionmug.

human toilet

Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth.
I was at your moms house,and I used her like a human toilet
by Buddy Luv June 30, 2007
mugGet the human toiletmug.

skibiti toilet

When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.
Me texting my friend

Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."
by iliketurtles2798 October 25, 2023
mugGet the skibiti toiletmug.

Hiroshima the toilet

When you take an absolute gargantuan steamy hot watery shit (hopefully in a toilet), that typically is caused after eating Taco Bell, (and other Mexican food), this shit will be a traumatizing memory that you will live with forever.

It's called Hiroshima because this hot dihorrieah mess of a recked asshole, this massive Chernobyl explosion shit, this nuclear explosion bomb off a fart shit, should just destroy all living bacterias inside the toilet bowl, sometimes even going outside of it.

When this absolute honker of a shit erupts out of your now shredded asshole, like an atomic bomb, like a volcano, like a godly blast of extreme shit, it will destroy anything in its path, don't expect a clean butt after this, expect to have the dirtiest, shittiest, shower of your life, nothing else will get rid of it. You will smell horrible for the rest of the week, don't even try leaving your house.
Guy 1: Oh shit I think I have to go Hiroshima the toilet!

Guy 2: Fuck, call the plumbers.

Guy 3: Goddammit Taco Bell wasn't a good idea.
by KyrenShat March 14, 2022
mugGet the Hiroshima the toiletmug.

Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!
Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."
by Freees4224 June 28, 2009
mugGet the Toilet Tarpingmug.

Toilet Camper

Someone who spends an obsessively amount of time on or close to a toilet. This is usually a term used by either restaurants or annoyed people. Someone may end up toilet camping if they bring in a digital device with them and become to lazy to move.
The term originates from "Camping" the act of staying/living in one place for a medium to long period of time and bathrooms in commonly used areas
Dude, there has been a guy in that toilet for over an hour now, he's such a Toilet Camper
by Richmond Kdik December 27, 2015
mugGet the Toilet Campermug.

toilet rave

This act will only occur if the members of a party feel it is generally lacking in quality and/or excitement. Any equipment that can emit sound will then be taken into the nearest/most convinent toilet (most common devices are stereos and mp3 players) and the rave will begin.
"Dude this party is worse than poo nuggets, lets toilet rave."
"Sure, just let me get my i-Pod."
by internal October 18, 2006
mugGet the toilet ravemug.

Share this definition