toilet abortion

The act of using a coat hanger to unclog the toilet after a particularly large deposit. The poor mans plunger

Im not ready for this yet we just moved in i havent had time to get a plunger yet
Hey bro toilet abortion, just between us aight.

by noodles the cat October 23, 2003

human toilet

Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth.

I was at your moms house,and I used her like a human toilet

by Buddy Luv June 30, 2007

skibiti toilet

When you spell skibidi toilet wrong and should actually be looking at skibidi toilet.

Me texting my friend

Friend: "Yo did you see the latest episode of skibiti toilet?"
Me: "No I didn't, I don't watch that crap. It's also spelled "skibidi toilet."

by iliketurtles2798 October 25, 2023

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014

toilet hoagie

The direct transformation of a store purchased sandwich into a rounded, thick necked turd shaped like a hoagie.

How are as the sandwich I bought you from Subway, Brendan? Thanks Mary, It didn’t last long and created a wipe free toilet hoagie.

by Mcleodlaw December 15, 2018

handcuffed to the toilet

The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.

Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.

by Moellertechnique April 20, 2018

Sweaty Toilet

Butt sex in a sauna.

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."

by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010