bathtub toast

Generally, major disappointment in oneself. Specifically, the act of killing oneself in one's bathtub through electric waves. Abbreviated as "btt".

My girlfriend dumped me. Bathtub toast.

by eliaszjm December 20, 2016

Naked Toast

Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.

"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."

by Westridge massive January 14, 2014

rhino toast

The morning hardened residue of sex and such from the night before.

Vicky: "Damn girl, what happend last night?"

Candace: "Not sure, but i'm rhino toasted and i really need a shower."

by buddypuffnut December 31, 2010

burn the toast

Smoking hella weed

Dude wanna go burn the toast

by gajauev267 November 17, 2014

Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.

Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun

by kylizzie May 31, 2017

Retro Toasted

The process that occurs when you toast your bread and save it for a snack later and the toast reverts back to more of a bread-like form.

Cant't wait to eat this sandwich, I even toasted the bread! *pulls out sandwich* Oh darn, my toast has become retro toasted!

by obiwanjabroni27 December 7, 2016

Ice on toast

Another phrase for "on fleek" or "on point" or something that just looks good

Beth- "woah roxie your eyebrows are ice on toast."

Roxie- "thanks Beth your ice on toast."

by Bethh.1k January 14, 2018