Takin' the toast

When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.

"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.

by mega miles December 07, 2008

Ice on toast

Another phrase for "on fleek" or "on point" or something that just looks good

Beth- "woah roxie your eyebrows are ice on toast."

Roxie- "thanks Beth your ice on toast."

by Bethh.1k January 14, 2018

toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed July 16, 2017

Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.

Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun

by kylizzie May 31, 2017

burn the toast

Smoking hella weed

Dude wanna go burn the toast

by gajauev267 November 17, 2014

Noeltella on toast

Those of you who are fans of the mighty Noel Fielding one half of the comedy duo, The Mighty Boosh will enjoy eating Noeltella on toast and/or pancakes. This is your basic nutella on toast and/or pancakes. But it is Boosh related so tastes yummier. :D

Rachel: Oi!! Squire, fancy some Noeltella on toast while we Noel it up???
Squire:Why certainly ball bag.

by PlanPony January 17, 2008

rhino toast

The morning hardened residue of sex and such from the night before.

Vicky: "Damn girl, what happend last night?"

Candace: "Not sure, but i'm rhino toasted and i really need a shower."

by buddypuffnut December 31, 2010