fairy douche

Tom Brady is a fairy douche
by lynn11 December 08, 2014
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finger fairy

When you are drifting in a nice sleep with your partner and get a nice tickle in the night
After a long day on mammoth slopes to get plowed by the finger fairy to a nice happy ending
by Vesperalpig February 07, 2016
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the nit fairy

the nit fairy is similar to the tooth fairy..in that- it comes to visit you- fairly unexpectedly... BUT ...that's where the similarities end...'the nit fairy visiting' ...is a pikey way of saying..'my kid is riddled with nits!'
'dont put yer head too close Tyson....Our Chelsea has got the nit fairy visiting'
by chelsea's mam July 17, 2009
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Tea Fairy

A Tea Fairy is a captivating, enchanting being with golden blonde hair, mesmerizing blue eyes, and the most heartwarming smile. This magical creature is known for their extraordinary powers, which include delivering warm, soothing tea in times of illness and possessing the amazing ability to make anyone smile, even in the darkest moments.
I was feeling terribly ill this morning, but the Tea Fairy appeared out of nowhere gracing me with a steaming cup of tea and a smile that melted my heart.
by KingPlatypus June 03, 2023
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Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.
Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
by JizzyDavey February 24, 2010
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fairy juice

....your answer to everything.
Question: What is the material that glitter is made out of?

Answer: Fairy Juice
by NAD October 26, 2013
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dumpster fairy

A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.
Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.
by Hitchhiker42 February 11, 2018
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