Twisted tires

The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle

I was illegally parked so I used the “twisted tires” technique to prevent my car from being towed

by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022

Slack tire

This is a tire that is low on air pressure

His car has a slack tire

by Agnes Ann May 7, 2018

Butt tired

Exhausted to the 10th degree that even your butt is tired.

After fucking for 2-3hrs, Sheila felt butt tired once Matthew nutted.

by Jym U. Right June 2, 2020

Tire Monkey

Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.

"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."

by Racial Tension December 15, 2016

Tire sore

When you feel like you’re tired and you really want to take a nap, but the feeling is due to something like a workout or a long day. The feeling is temporary usually.

Eric: “I’m gonna crash,
I have a really bad tire sore!”

by Kazine September 26, 2021

tire gang

more like broken leg gang

tire gang?
more like broken leg gang

by shivical von pickle May 27, 2018

dumbass tired

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ

Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"

by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016