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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun
Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.
Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011
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Tin Skin

A term I saw once and found, meaning: robot skin used racially
Johnny: look dad its a robot!
Luka: Thats a dirty fucking tin skin clanker
by Kirb_Stomp August 2, 2025
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toke tin

a tin (like the old ass cookies tin at your gmas house) w all your smoke sesh stuff in it 😎
grab the toke tin we gonna shmokeeee
by crxzybxby April 25, 2020
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Tin tin

Your favorite bud guys favorite bud guy !
by Shutupimbored December 11, 2020
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tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
by Dark5iide May 13, 2014
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