I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 February 24, 2011

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Tin Foil Hat Brigade

A person who wears a tin foil hat that is made from one or more sheets of aluminium foil, or a piece of conventional headgear lined with foil, often worn in the belief or hope that it shields the brain from threats such as electromagnetic fields, mind control, and aliens.

Johnny thinks aliens helped build the pyramids, guess he's a member of the tin foil hat brigade.

by Snake Master April 19, 2022

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Chan Tin Long

A perfect man you wish you have but he already has a girlfriend and he is loyal to her. Tin Long is the kinda guy that you meet at work or share a class with, he never strikes the impression that he might be a great lover but he is. You wish he was yours, but he belongs to someone else.

Is that crush of your a Chan Tin Long? Yeah, he is a Tin Long, I wish he was mine.

by duongrbee November 25, 2021

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