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russian bow-tie

A russian bow-tie is when a man has his testicles cut off and shoved down his throat before death. one on each side of the adam's apple resembles the look of a bow-tie Usually, a sign they are a snitch (доносчик), disrespected someone in the group, or to send a message.
Gopnik gangster 1: You should have seen it! I had to run in 5 meters in the snow to catch this guy. Used a splitting ax to take off his testicles for the trouble it brought me. lol

Gopnik gangster 2: Is Boris talking about that story again? He tells everyone that one "Russian bow-tie" story

Gopnik gangster 3: He just got to the part about the splitting ax
by woochef September 14, 2020
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Meaty Bow Tie

The wrapping of one's penis around the base of the scrotum and then held tight against the inner thigh without using one's hands.
I showed her the meaty bow tie and that's how I met your mother.
by buttdavehead May 1, 2014
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russian bow-tie

when you slit someones throat and pull their tongue through the hole or slit.
yo those russian mofo be trippin and givin' dem boyz da russian bow-tie
by Alexi666 May 15, 2008
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Tie-dye poop

when you take a shit and it has swirls of different colored browns.
The was the craziest tie-dye poop I have ever seen
by Bouch March 2, 2005
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how to tie a noose

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.
person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.
by Theredpie May 12, 2017
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Sacramento bow tie

When you tie your tail to your micro penis
Things were going well until I couldn't untangle his Sacramento bow tie
by Teflon71 June 23, 2017
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tie a yellow gibbon

As in, spraying a gibbon yellow and awaiting your lovers return, really meaning a golden shower for your long awaited. A play on Tie a yellow ribbon to the old oak tree, song, of man returning and wondering if he love wants him back, as will be indicated by yellow ribbons tied to the old oak tree.
'Are you coming home soon? if I'm in I'll tie a yellow gibbon to the old oak tree.'
by Mimilu January 4, 2018
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