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three dollar william

1. Butt lovin', cum drinkin' fag of any name. It's a sneaky way of saying that someone is "as queer as a three dollar bill".
Me: That guy's a regular three dollar william.

My Imaginary Girlfriend: Oh, that's why he smells like ass.

Me: He also has dried up cum on his nose, just like you this morning.

My Imaginary Girlfriend: Yeah, I like that a lot!!!
by The Bucktooth Robot June 26, 2009
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West Memphis Three

A blaring case of American injustice. Three teenagers (at the time) - Damien Echols, Jessie Misskelley and Jason Baldwin were convicted of murdering three 8 year-old boys. It remains obvious they were wrongfully accused, and there has been a large underground outcry for their release. Echols is currently on death row, while Misskelley and Baldwin are serving life in prison. The story is too long to go into detail here, but there are many websites with loads of information about the case. I dare you to find one legitimate, intelligent site claiming the three are guilty.
Free the West Memphis Three.
www.wm3.org
by Evil Bella October 18, 2004
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three pack bonanza

Shrink wrapped package of three older pornographic magazines. Black shrink wrap prevents seeing what magazines you are getting. Usually found in cheap liqour stores.
by Big_Dan May 25, 2006
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A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
by Rhonin March 18, 2010
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Kingman Threesome

A sexual encounter, resulting from inducing high quantities of crystal-meth, between a resident of Kingman, Arizona, a tumbleweed, and a cactus.
During a visit to Arizona, my friend participated in a "Kingman Threesome" and is still pulling cactus thorns from his ass.

That night with your Mom was one cactus short of a Kingman Threesome.
by Mtn Goat October 3, 2006
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Three Treats

Three Treats is when a person (preferably a woman) gets behind a dude and tongues his ass while "reaching around" and jacking him off. The third treat is when the free hand reaches up and massages his balls.
Robbie did the Three Treats on his Dad and earned $10 for gas money.
by D.W. Filson June 28, 2006
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Mr Three Balls

A man / boy who, upon hearing you tell of an achievement or tale, will always claim to have done the same but bigger, better, or faster than you.
"I built this huge joint last night. We used almost a whole pack of papers!"
"oh yeah, well i built one, like, last year. At, like, my cousins house, who you don't know, and we used, like, two packs of papers!"
"Yeah. Sure thing, Mr Three Balls."
by Jack McFarlane May 14, 2007
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