thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.

Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."

by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023

Luke Thompson

Extremely gay boy who eats his brother’s ass before his bedtime of 6 o’clock and he is extremely ASN but is useful for a game of siege

Shut up luke Thompson your so fucking gay

by Jakeby12 October 28, 2019

josephine thompson

A brunette usually with dyed hair, is funny and silly and gets super obsessed with things.

Hey who is on the stage? Oh, it's Josephine Thompson.

by ~secrets~ May 30, 2016

Thicky Thompson

Essentially fecal matter, usually a dense, wide log that requires a degree of pinching out.

"Oh man, I gotta go pinch a serious Thicky Thompson!"

The man's ass seemed to have expanded several inches after ejecting a massive Thicky Thompson.

by beejgreen March 17, 2009

Brian Thompson

Not. Ryan. Gosling. One should not be deceived.

Hey Rick Perry, is that Ryan Gosling at the Flying Saucer?! No, Michael Knoll, that's Brian Thompson, a quasi substitute at best.

by obeythetiki December 14, 2013

ava thompson

Ava Thompson where do i start she is so so beautiful and so pretty eyes and she sweet and got a butt she is one of those person you do not want to forget and want to be best friends with her and so funny and you never know if your end the friend zone!

guy1 there was this with a huge butt and her eyes were so beautiful

guy2 was her name Ava Thompson

by fortnite294629 May 28, 2018

Thompsoned

To be screwed over and miserable

I was Thompsoned and now I dont get to see all my friends.

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h January 7, 2020