Troy Thompson

Troy Thompson is an elected Mayor for the city of Townsville, North Queensland, Australia. Troy won the Townsville Mayoral Election in March 2024 on the back of misinformation and lies he promoted about himself. Troy claimed to have served his country in the Army for 5 years when it was actually less than 3 years as a reservist. He claimed to be part of the Special Forces (SAS) but was only ever a cook. He advertised several university degrees but admitted to never actually completing those degrees. Troy drove a company with a 9 million dollar budget into the ground, but not before paying his ex-wife the sum of $35K and nothing to the workers as one of his last acts within that company.

Ben: "Gavin, you should have seen me last night. I picked up these five chick's who bought me dinner, threw money at me for drinks and got me drunk, then they all fingerd my bum, at the same time".

Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".

by Troy Thruth Thompson May 31, 2024

kamden thompson and elise roper

An amazing couple

Are u 2 Kamden Thompson and Elise roper?

by Swollentoe March 8, 2018

Lydia Thompson

Lydia thompson ah boy she only likes black dudes with big juicy lips

And then likes white dudes with shriveled lips

Lydia thompson is a wacko

by Ur momma jealous November 22, 2021

Carrington Thompson

An ugly guy with a big nose

You are a Carrington Thompson

by #LittleMoose February 11, 2020

Sara Jane Thompson

The whitest girl ever, seriously who thought naming someone that was a good idea

"she's such a Sara Jane Thompson."

by WakaWaka567 October 1, 2017

caitlin thompson

Cute small girl probably an angel is usely attacking basically the opposite of Doughboy

#awsome #notgay #yass

Caitlin Thompson is a angel

by Kgruhfdd March 15, 2017

Mr Thompson

The best languages teacher you could ever have
Doesnt mind swearing
listens to radiohead, the cure, the smiths, mitski etc
hes funny
he has inside jokes with students
very nice
is open about his favs
lovely

“Omg you got Mr Thompson for German?? You’re so lucky!!”

by melmelsbiggestfan July 12, 2022