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Morning Buns

Passed out early last night so I got some morning buns today.
by Sausagerides May 5, 2021
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Minnesota Morning

When you drop a pickled egg into a beer exclaiming You 'Betcha! Uffda!
Chris gave me a Minnesota Morning today. Could barely choke it all down.
by Goose309 July 3, 2022
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Morning Mariennetta

When a guy wakes up in the morning and heads to the bathroom for the morning piss. The “morning mariennetta” is the set of farts that accompany the first morning piss.
First person: What you doing?
Second person: just woke up
First Person: you hungover from the party last night?
Second Person: yeah, my stomach is killing me, just got up for my morning mariennetta and it stinks.
by Yooooouuuuu December 31, 2020
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Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.
Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”
by edgykid June 20, 2019
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Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.
by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011
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morning grind

Fucking in the morining
Sex in the morning
There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.
by Hangdog242 August 29, 2008
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Morning Angst

When you wake up (usually early) in the morning to go to work/school, and you can't help but think life blows, and that you'd rather stay in bed all day.
6:00 AM- Alarm goes off
Person: (experiencing Morning Angst) Ughhhhh fuck life..... i wanna sleep
by OarNahom April 6, 2011
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