Theo

Theo is Greek for God oh, but just like the Greeks the only reason anybody believes in God it is because they are old men who just want to touch little boys after church. Search did the Romans and the Greeks in there try sexual orgies they would do four days on on and only sustaining their life with boiled quail eggs and curdled pig fat. They also like to lick the Cooter of fat women. Sorry not Cooter butthole.

Wow oh, that gay homosexual priests sure is a Theo

by The one and only JC May 22, 2022

The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told

Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....

by gowk_ February 25, 2020

theo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen:)

person1: theo is really cool!
person2: yeah ik, He’s also hot! ;)

by xdlolz October 4, 2021

Theo Hernandez

Best Fullback In The World

Imagine thinking the Bundesliga or PL farmers got a better fullback, Theo Hernandez is truly clear this year

by Urbanndiictionaryofficial December 22, 2020

Theo

The most amazing and helpful person in the world.

“Theo is so amazing!”

by - swag kenma January 31, 2021

Theo

Theo is guy with gaigentic penis and everyone likes him

Omg, I fucked theo yesterday and I can't move three days..

by Luca yathat November 22, 2021

Theo

Theo is antisocial, loving music type of guy good looking, chill as hell small friend circle, never switch up on friends and family , loyal money chaser.

If your boyfriend is a Theo he won’t never let you go.

by Baby28 November 21, 2021