the most perfect human I've come across. he's charming, sweet, funny, intelligent, and overall he has a warm and welcoming soul. on the plus side, he's really cute and has a deep, attractive voice. I've never had a harder crush than on this dude and I wish he felt the same... the problem is that I'm a fat fuck and there's no reason to like me. I noticed he tended to help me whenever I needed it, and he complimented me when he could. hmmmm it's been a couple months though so I must be a schizophrenic piece of garbage with too many hopes. anyway, he's like no other so that's why I'm so sad about becoming more distanced from him but I guess I'll focus on myself and force myself to believe everything will work out okay... I guess
by thegirlinthemirror July 11, 2021

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.
by kidekii April 13, 2024

The highest compliments of anyone that trains their upper arm, Takes years of practice and dedication to reach such a high level.
by Yermum123 May 7, 2018

Theo is antisocial, loving music type of guy good looking, chill as hell small friend circle, never switch up on friends and family , loyal money chaser.
by Baby28 November 21, 2021

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.
I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025

Theo is a big dick daddy for all the girls. He has a lot of friends, but they can be annoying or rude sometimes. He's very so lovable because he's kind, handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large cock. A Theo is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out of a wheelchair if you let him play rough. A Theo is someone everyone wants, but Theo is the one who picks because he is an alpha male, described by many as the ultimate minge master. He is a once in a lifetime man.
Vanessa: "OMG is that Theo Kay?!"
Sophie: "He's mine, back off "
Theo: "There's enough of me for all of you"
Sophie: "He's mine, back off "
Theo: "There's enough of me for all of you"
by Fanny magnet September 20, 2022

by designtheos November 25, 2021
