theo

the most perfect human I've come across. he's charming, sweet, funny, intelligent, and overall he has a warm and welcoming soul. on the plus side, he's really cute and has a deep, attractive voice. I've never had a harder crush than on this dude and I wish he felt the same... the problem is that I'm a fat fuck and there's no reason to like me. I noticed he tended to help me whenever I needed it, and he complimented me when he could. hmmmm it's been a couple months though so I must be a schizophrenic piece of garbage with too many hopes. anyway, he's like no other so that's why I'm so sad about becoming more distanced from him but I guess I'll focus on myself and force myself to believe everything will work out okay... I guess

"Theo... yeah that guy doesn't really talk to anyone, but he's really cool!"

by thegirlinthemirror July 11, 2021

Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024

theo's bicep

The highest compliments of anyone that trains their upper arm, Takes years of practice and dedication to reach such a high level.

OMD i literally just creamed my self, he had such a theo's bicep.

by Yermum123 May 7, 2018

Theo

Theo is antisocial, loving music type of guy good looking, chill as hell small friend circle, never switch up on friends and family , loyal money chaser.

If your boyfriend is a Theo he won’t never let you go.

by Baby28 November 21, 2021

Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!

Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.

by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025

Theo Kay

Theo is a big dick daddy for all the girls. He has a lot of friends, but they can be annoying or rude sometimes. He's very so lovable because he's kind, handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large cock. A Theo is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out of a wheelchair if you let him play rough. A Theo is someone everyone wants, but Theo is the one who picks because he is an alpha male, described by many as the ultimate minge master. He is a once in a lifetime man.

Vanessa: "OMG is that Theo Kay?!"

Sophie: "He's mine, back off "
Theo: "There's enough of me for all of you"

by Fanny magnet September 20, 2022

Theos

Lads got a god sized dick because his name means god in greek.

I slapped him with my Theos sized dick.

by designtheos November 25, 2021