Alt Tuck

Someone who is sent from the heavens above

Alt tuck goes dummy on all you niggas

by T (Rose) November 14, 2018

Twat Tuck

A surgery to reduce the size of one or both sets of labia.

She had been taken to Pound Town so many times she needed a Twat Tuck.

by Zombie Food October 21, 2010

Tuck in text

To send or receive an intimate or endearing text message just before going to sleep for the evening.

My boyfriend sent me an endearing tuck in text wishing me sweet dreams.

by Mdeck August 25, 2008

swoop and tuck

When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.

This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.

By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.

1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.

2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.

by lunatic7 February 9, 2012

military tuck

The excuse someone gives when they get caught masturbating in the bathroom of their office building.

No, no I was just giving myself a military tuck.

by Security Steve December 14, 2010

Friar Tuck

The action of tucking your boner into the waist band of your pants.

I was in public when you sent me that pic, I had to Friar Tuck it!

by Friar Tucker December 7, 2012

Tuck Frump

A way of saying fuck Trump when you wanna emphasize how fucked up and warped his policies are.

Tuck Frump, he just made a new loophole in the tax system.

by notyouraverageposteryaknow February 1, 2017