Dirty Thirty’s

Male testicles that range from the age of 30-39. These testicle tend to have problems, this is when men should get their sperm count checked and make sure they have a lively swimmers. If a male has a lack of ability to hold a woman, it must be because his balls don’t work. This is a common theme for people named Daniel. More than likely it has to to do with looks, but their testicles get saggy and sweaty throughout this 9 year period. Most women do not like a man with “Dirty 30’s”, especially those who do not get them checked out. Damage to the testicles may also expedite this process.

Person 1: Dan, you suck at dating!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!

Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!

by CMBD_MD April 13, 2025

Dirty Thirty

When you reach thirty years of age and are in complete denial and act like a complete reckless penis to compensate the fact your slowly dying

Oh someone clearly reached their dirty thirty

by Bm24310 January 30, 2021

Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

Parking Thirty

One specific and unnamed individual who always takes up 3 spots with his sedan

Person 1: "I hate that old parking thirty!"

Person 55: "Don't we all?"

by two me i ak March 7, 2024

Youssef thirty

Youssef thirty is the most lucky person ever

youssef thirty is the most lucky person that plays fifa

by Mohamedniga May 23, 2024

bed-thirty

Term used to denote how tired you are. Half-past when you should've have gone to bed.

*Yawn* It is bed-thirty. I've got to get up early to go to work in the morning.

by Shwords February 3, 2010

Dirty Thirty

The Dirty Thirty (Dirty-30) is a southern colloquialism for .30-30 Winchester (.30 WCF), a popular rifle cartridge mainly used for hunting.

"Yeah brother this Dirty Thirty has taken more deer than any round ever made"

"I'm gonna have to start shitting gold if I'm gonna keep hunting with this Dirty Thirty."

by ActuallyRealDonaldTrump December 10, 2022