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Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods
Person: praise the potato gods

other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato
by Cheesy Boi May 19, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

The only thing that makes me happy.
Potato please or I will murber you.
by Boop Boop I’m A Cow November 15, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potatoe

a code word for "alcohol"

If you don't want people to know what your talking about alcohol,
use the word Potatoe.
omg, i got sooo much Potatoe for this party tonight !
by Amanda2345 January 23, 2009
mugGet the Potatoemug.

potato

A spic who thinks and acts white, yet still a potato - brown on the outside, white on the inside.
by jacob doe October 28, 2007
mugGet the potatomug.

Potato

little-known south texas slang for pot. or weed. pot=potato
do ya want some patatoes?
by sabine May 14, 2005
mugGet the Potatomug.

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