by annabananaaa June 12, 2018
Get the mile daymug. Miles Townsend is an All Star NBA player. He eats, sleeps, and breathes basketball to where its kinda sad smh just sad. He eats the cafeteria spaghetti on the regular (nasty). Townsend enjoys his time at the local YMCA and in other people buisness. Overall you cant name a worse basketball player. He also works part time at Heartland Dental Care. He is bestfriends with celebrity Andrew Lasserre and Samira Dean. He is also married to Madison Beer ans Summer Ray
Miles Townsend get out of my buisness- Morgan
Miles Townsend, How was your day at work at Heartland Dental Care?-Samira
Miles Townsend, How was your day at work at Heartland Dental Care?-Samira
by Its Corona Time March 9, 2020
Get the Miles Townsendmug. The romantic act taken between a couple where the male eats 6 unripened bananas and begins to crap on the females chest, he then proceeds to crab his way down her body from the chest to the waist
by the real dovakin November 7, 2016
Get the THE GREEN MILEmug. A road in Michigan that seperates Macomb County and Wayne County, (Wayne county is where the city of Detroit is)
by Miss Magz March 27, 2008
Get the eight milemug. Science fiction writer. Most notable for writing the Doctor Who novels 'Alien Bodies', 'Interference Books One and Two' and 'The Adventuress of Henrietta Street'. A much maligned figure in fandom for his extreme views about his fellow "authors."
Lawrence Miles wrote the fantastic Doctor Who novel called 'Alien Bodies', but he's also criticized for his negative opinions of fellow Who-writers.
by Satsoshi April 23, 2006
Get the lawrence milesmug. A term for having slippery/sweaty/glistening/wet
sex with a particularly voluptuous lady.
The term is a nostolgic nod to the 80s/90s slip and slide model “the crocodile mile” which featured an inflatable bump/ramp launching users into a pool which also featured the memorable jingle “You run, you slide, you hit the bump and take a dive.”
sex with a particularly voluptuous lady.
The term is a nostolgic nod to the 80s/90s slip and slide model “the crocodile mile” which featured an inflatable bump/ramp launching users into a pool which also featured the memorable jingle “You run, you slide, you hit the bump and take a dive.”
“Damn girl! You juicy as hell. I want to take you back to my place and crocodile mile yo damn titays!”
“Last night Dat pussy was wetter than a crocodile mile”
“Last night Dat pussy was wetter than a crocodile mile”
by SHAM-PAIN January 18, 2019
Get the Crocodile Milemug. any town or area with a larger than normal population of pedophiles. in other words "creep central" or "where uncle mark touched me". There are a few defining characteristics of a pedophile mile that distinguishes it from other suburban areas.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.
tim: "dude you took the long way home? arent there a shitload of creepy old people?"
john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."
tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"
john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."
john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."
tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"
john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."
by a3ro October 12, 2010
Get the pedophile milemug.