Dutch Crunch

A Dutch Crunch is a sexual act in which the female slams her buttocks upon the males testicles before he is about to climax.

Nicolas: man! I don’t know if I’ll ever reproduce!

Kyle: What happened bro?

Nicolas: Dude! Last night Cynthia gave me the ol’ dutch crunch. Totally rocked my world.

Kyle: You’re a freak bro.....

by DirtSquizzeral September 1, 2018

Dutch Blanket

When your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his nutsack over her forehead to keep her warm.

My girl was cold this spring so I gave her the Dutch Blanket to keep her warm.

by Yes sir yeah sure May 5, 2017

Dutch Baron

The same act as a Dutch Oven except with a twist.
As the unsuspecting engineer makes his rounds pull him under the covers to
Inhale your man smoke, your fellow cohorts begin to beat him with double sided dildos while wearing red baron masks.

I can't believe we gave em' a Dutch Baron right in the mechanical room dude!
It was classic......

by cckk September 19, 2013

Dutch Landlord

Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.

She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...

by contorto January 30, 2021

dutch oven

when someone unloads a ripper fart in bed while holding another person's head under the sheets

dutch oven:
mate...i held his her head so far down in bed last night, and i ripper the biggest fart, omg mate it was sooooo funny...you shoulda seen her squirm...and her face when she came out...priceless

by Pride Of Geelong August 22, 2015

Dutch glue

slang word for sperm

I've just covered your girlfriends face with dutch glue

by giggollocks July 24, 2009

Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010