Climate change

Trees being clear cut for development, farming, or any other purpose isn't climate change, it's just simply people that don't think they have enough dollar signs (developers especially). It's people that don't think they're part of the problem, they have a more positive view of themselves (though they don't see their view of themselves as narcissistic).

As long as people see dollar signs where a family of trees stands, trees are endangered. The kinds of people that clear cut them aren't going to respect them any time soon, they're more concerned about the respect they think they will get once they make money out of the trees (as money does come from paper, which comes from trees). The trees are the underdogs, not the people. Climate change is a fictional way of thinking, a way for humans to say they're in control of everything in the environment.

by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

Change the Baby

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull out, slap some baby powder on her ass (because now it is raw!), wipe off your dick and flip her over to start doing it in her vagina.

Josh: "Man, I don't think I did anal sex right."
Jason: "Did you change the baby?"

Hannah: "That dude totally changed my baby last night!"
Elvir: "It makes it bearable."

by BW3Crew June 20, 2011

Shakin' the Change

The act of masturbation which is then proceeded by a "money shot."

Kyle likes shakin' the change onto his imaginary lady friend.

by Ethangggggg December 19, 2008

incorrect change

when you see a woman far away and you think she's a dime but in reality she's a nickel or a rusty penny

Gavin: Dude you see that's fine chick over there
Paul: Naw man you got incorrect change check again she's fugly

by demonking2222 April 29, 2014

gank change

(noun) the abundance of useless, small, and usually dirty copper coins that inevitably build up in every person’s wallet or purse.

Stef thought she had coins for the condom machine, but found that her purse contained only gank change.

by aligateronline November 10, 2010

Vibe Change

An alter in the vibe between two or more people. Most often a secondary explanation for rejection. Can be mutual or one sided.

Me and Betrice were talkin a couple weeks ago. I didn't get rejected, there was just a subtle vibe change in the atmosphere.

by VibeBeast October 29, 2019

debit change

money given for your debit account as token of appreciation

money for use for everyday leisure that is in your bank account
{Everybody has a debit account}

We booked out till August! We are well appreciated because our debit change is looking right!

by Scoot2020 March 12, 2011