Douche Johnson

A faggot with a small penis. And a douche.

Stop being a Douche Johnson.

by Mexican jumping bean April 6, 2015

Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.

Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer

by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011

pop johnson

Likes to make people pop, legendary shard sniper. One of the Feds most wanted according to him. Swangs and bangs in a white merc.

Example 1: If u need to know about pilos and Feds, call 'Pop Johnson'

Pop Johnson: "Have you ever bought an Apple TV,

Then your shit is got from the government. The CIA runs everything"

by 12cedarboy July 13, 2021

adryanna johnson

The best friend I've ever had. I really miss you, I've been trying to find you but I can't find you anywhere. If you see this please message me. I miss my best friend 🙁 - Cat

Adryanna Johnson is the best friend I've ever had

by Toxicat_xox February 13, 2022

Johnson Sleeve

Is another word for a condom.

Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.

I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.

by Joenig786 October 23, 2008

Baillie Johnson

An unholy ass nigga who is everyone's daddy and will fuck your sister without hesitation.

Damn that nigga done fucked my sister. What a Baillie Johnson.

by dumbassboihosnap November 5, 2018

Johnson Drips

When a man pulls up his pants shortly after pissing and a bit of urine comes out.

Jenkins was in such a hurry he pulled up his pants as soon as he was done taking a leak; Johnson Drips ensued.

by itreb ekim December 3, 2014