27 January

The people that are born in this year are either "the most depressed/emo kids" or just a really crazy friend(mf).These people are also funny with a dark sense of humor, they can be very dangerous left alone in a forest. :)

Why is she/he so fun and crazy?
Because is born on 27 January!!!(you crazy bish)

by Green_Circle May 11, 2021

January 23

Today is the rapper "XXXTentacion"'s birthday
R.I.P

Person 1: Today is january 23!

Person 2: And?
Person 1: Its XXXTentacions birthday

by Daily usefulness November 9, 2019

January 18

National ask a girl out

Hey it’s January 18 yea ur right imma ask savanna out

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

January 15

Cuddle/kiss your boyfriend or crush day!!

Ted *walks by and see’s megan and jo making out* “thats normal“ walks by and see’s everyone eithee cuddling or kissing* “okay what the heck is going on?” ITS JANUARY 15

by Emily evensen January 13, 2021

January 13

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 13
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 20th

National sit on the toilet and think of all your mistakes day !

I’m gonna go sit on the toilet and think about all of my sins because it’s January 20th

by Jaybirds23563 January 20, 2020

January 27th

National fuck your bestie day.
A day where you can fuck your best friend all day whether it's a girl or boy.

Y/n-*grabs by neck*
Bestie- yo wtf!

Y/n- its January 27th! Fuck your bestie day!!

by Alexis_playz9 January 22, 2021