Derek Harper

A kind, sensitive, funny, and loving person. Loved reading captain underpants in elementary and showed me a song called "the muffin song" on a bench in my school. He also owns a yellow bearded dragon (unless it died I'm not sure). Also Someone I have missed since middle school. He got expelled and I didn't get to say good-bye. If he ever see's this I'm sure you know who I am and I hope life is treating you well.

"Who do you like"
Someone in our class...
"Is it ______?"
No.....
"........"
"Is it me?"
Yes
"I like you too"
-Derek Harper and Me on the circular bench that had a tree in the center-

by KumoriMoon May 25, 2020

Derek Watt

The definition of a middle child.

Forgotten while his brothers get the spotlight

Guy 1: You think Derek Watt is going to make the Hall of Fame?

Guy 2: You mean TJ?

Guy 1: No Derek Watt

Guy 2: JJ Watt you mean my good sir?

Guy 1: DEREK WATT, the middle brother of those two.

Guy 2: No he is a middle child.

by HughJass1986 September 24, 2023

derek chamberland

He likes dick

Boy 1: hey have you see derek chamberland
Boy2: yea he likes dick

by Derekdick March 22, 2017

fecal derek

A disparaging term for a male homosexual or one who practices anal sex from the “pitching” aspect.

"Hey Bob, look at those two fecal derek's over there!"

by gogetthebutter April 23, 2009

Go Derek!

An expression of congratulations.

After going to the gym, I look at myself in the mirror, pumped my first and yelled, “Go Derek!”

by Mr Monk March 3, 2020

Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

sweet dereks

An exclamation made when surprised, in awe, excited, etc.

Person eating something that is amazingly delicious: "Sweet Dereks, this shit is delicious!"

*wearing strange, ridiculously unwearable clothes with friends*
"Sweet Dereks... We look FABULOUS!"

by 24/7 Troller November 13, 2013