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illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.
Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.
by Dman6969 October 24, 2018
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swerve your curve

The act of deflecting or otherwise stopping someone's attempt to curve.
You know what girl? Swerve your curve, I don't need this.
by StrandsofMinds February 15, 2017
mugGet the swerve your curvemug.

Brunswick Curve

The Brunswick Curve is a phrase that originated with bowling to describe the correlation between alcohol consumption and performance in the game. As a player consumes drinks, their performance increases along a curve until it inevitably peaks and the amount of inebriation begins to negatively affect the performance. While originating with bowling, it can be used when describing any activity vis a vis drinking.

Brunswick is the name of a corporation that creates bowling equipment & bowling centers.
Charlie was missing most of his pool shots until his 3rd beer when he hit the peak of his Brunswick Curve.
by Dr. Squelch December 4, 2024
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S-curve

S-curve is a body movement used to maximize stimulation. Done by moving the position of the pelvis into different positions while engaging in sex.

Doing the S-curve} is a request to have your partner move her/his hips in a rhythm that makes maximum use of the friction in the requesters sexual organ. When moving forward on a mans penis the partner turns their hips upward. On the return stroke the hip are moved downward to stimulate the bottom, more sensitive, part of the penis. It can start slow and become faster as the sexual energy builds or you can maintain a single speed from start to finish.
For women S-curve is having the sexual partner move to find the most stimulating area of the vagina and then combining the stroking to lesser stimulating areas to show the contrast. Can be frustrating to get used to but once you are the energy build to a very high state. Very nice while scissoring.
Stroke me with the S-curve . I am close to climaxing.

Let's do the S-curve.
The s-curve is one of the few things you can learn watching porn.
by Gandword May 22, 2018
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Curve-Baller

Someone who can be perceived obviously as straight who turns out to be queer
Someone who's absolutely jacked that turns out to be queer is a curve-baller
by Little UnderLord December 31, 2022
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curve me thursday

it’s a day celebrating about how you get curved a lot by either a guy or girl you tried shooting your shot at
me: hey guys its curve me thursday!
friends: omg who’d you get curved by?
me: i got curved by fox
friends: omg i know how you feel i get curved all the time
by mowi wowi February 4, 2018
mugGet the curve me thursdaymug.

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