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blue alpha

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.
Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.
by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019
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Alpha House

The domicile that fosters camaraderie of the bois
Yo let’s meet at alpha house for some camaraderie with the bois
by mralphahouse December 8, 2019
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alpha period

A superior period that makes everyone other women sync to it
Mary: Have you gotten your. Period

Jane: No it synced with Nancy she has the Alpha period
by BeyoncèDG May 1, 2016
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alpha yawn

The yawn that triggers a chain reaction of yawns around the room.
"Aw man, you're alpha yawn made everyone in the room yawn too :/"
by FuriousNick November 9, 2014
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alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released
Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game
by blocksterr April 11, 2017
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alpha-dawg

The supreme leader of a family, business, gang, posse, government, military, religion or group.
When the alpha-dawg speaks, people listen.
by Achilles_ny September 8, 2015
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Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!
Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt
by anonymous May 4, 2023
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