Cuddle Lump

A person who enjoys cuddling, and who actively and frequently seeks them out

Rob is such a cuddle lump; last week, we barley left the house, because we stayed in and snuggled all day.

by Clavel August 15, 2020

Sausage Lump

When a man's penis his so large it droops down and looks like you shoved a sausage in your pants.

Small Penis #1- What does that guy eat!?!?

Small Penis #2- I don't know, but that's a massive sausage lump.

by FabulousMonkey May 19, 2015

Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

sleep lump

1) When you sleep on something for too long, there is a mark in the shape of it.

"Mommy look at the pattern on my arm!"
"That's a cool sleep lump."

by Yasss_Queen December 10, 2016

lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 7, 2021

take ya lumps

The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho

OW! STOP KICKING ME!
Take ya lumps ya little bitch. Then you can be a 26th street Furry

by FrightenedMudkip August 9, 2016

hurrumph lump

The hurrumph lump is the lower stomachs flab beyond the flab normally located right above the fupa.

Man I really gotta lay off the dominos pizza because it’s adding up on this hurrumph lump and I’m angry! Stop looking at my hurrumph lump!

by HappyTrigger August 25, 2019