terminally ugly

A rapidly agressive disease in women where every day after her birth results in getting more hideous than the day before.

Did you see the new intern? She's terminally ugly.

by MR. BOYER March 22, 2007

ugly personality

Having a personality that makes your reflection cry. Also referred to as Kanye West Disorder.

Your ugly personality makes me wanna go out and castrate your dad for not pulling out when he had the opportunity.

by Narcissism Inc. November 7, 2015

ugly girlfriend

ugly girlfriend is your friends ugly girlfriend that everyone but him hates.

she will act like a complete bitch to both his male and female friends, getting easily jealous but if he friend reacts to this she will ring his dad and tell him that he threatened her.

despite being ugly she has slept with a lot of people and probably cheated on your friend.

see also succubus

pip is marcos ugly girlfriend

by bad boy 2006 May 26, 2006

meet ugly

the opposite of a meet-cute (when a couple meets for the first time and when the scenario was cute). meet ugly is when a couple meets for the first time, but the scenario was ugly or not ideal.

when Min Ho bumped into Kitty in the 1st episode was the meet ugly of the season, especially because they were enemies to almost lovers.

by buunnies May 21, 2023

ugly cry

A type of crying that can feel really good and really bad at the same time. The ugly cry can occur after a severe tragedy in one's life, or simply for no reason at all. You know you're doing the ugly cry when you lose COMPLETE CONTROL of all of the muscles in your face, start heaving and making awkward sounds (even though you are trying really hard to be silent), and start leaking fluids from every opening on your face from your hairline to your chin (yes, this includes the mouth). Without a doubt, by the time you are through with your ugly cry episode (if it was genuine) it will look as though you are a homeless person with pink eye who got punched a few times in the face and was hit my a monsoon; this is completely normal (and generally the time to call up a good friend).

Johnny's mom just died, and when he tried to tell me about her, he broke into the ugly cry instead.

No movie can make you ugly cry like My Dog Skip.

by Natalie M. O January 2, 2009

ugly ass

Everybody's got one and most of them stink.

Put on some clothes, bitch! Don't nobody wanna see duh cottage chesse on yo' ugly ass.

by Some Old Geezer August 19, 2007

Ugly Cassanova

1. A very clever oxymoron

2. A band headed by Modest Mouse's Isaac Brock that is even better than Modest Mouse. The band also has a rather intresting backstory. Look it up.

Have you heard of that band Ugly Cassanova?

No, no I haven't

Well, they are awesome

by Big Boss Whitey July 10, 2005