better than chocolate

A woman so gorgeous that other women would give up chocolate for life to look half as good just for a shot at a fat, smelly millionaire with a heart condition.

I bet Lauren Francesca is better than chocolate even with her hair in curlers.

by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

thicker than a snicker

a fat person who is not sloppy just thick

I haven't seen her in a long time; she's gotten thicker than a snicker.

by zzmdusa May 24, 2010

Gayer than spitfire

Spitfire, being the epitome of gayness, can indeed be surpassed if something or someone is gayer than itself. I.e. gayer than gay.

Mike is the gayest person on Earth. He's gayer than spitfire.

by Lostada Quachiala December 13, 2010

hotter than 400

Used to describe weather that is extremely hot.

"Man... it's hotter than 400 out here!"

by hXcAMBERhXc August 29, 2005

sweeter than sweet

Watching you watch me beat my meat

Do you know what's sweeter than sweet? Watching you watch me beat my meat!

by JB_Smoove October 13, 2016

Better than sex

Better than sex is what bts stands for

"Bts stands for better than sex"
"Lies sex is better"
"Shut up you virgin ass bitch"

by Lose holed slut December 24, 2018

less than jake

N. Musical act whose abilities are decent but somewhat inferior to Jake.

"That band is killer!"
"Yeah, but they're still less than Jake"

by DaBunny July 1, 2005