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twice texter

somebody who, if you don't reply to their text right away, texts you again with either the same text message or another text message.
"Man, that guy I was talking to is a total twice texter."
"Yikes, you gotta get rid of him."
by CHOOOOOOBZ December 14, 2010
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One word texter

A person who replies to a text with one word
Rebecca : I just sent my boyfriend the cutest text and he replied with one word

Jamie: he is such a one word texter
by Pookiebear213 September 14, 2016
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texter jogger

Somebody with extreme kinetic/mental multitasking abilities who can write and send text messages to others while jogging on a treadmill.
"Did that girl text you back?"
"Yeah, she said she's on the treadmill"
"Ah, she's one of those texter joggers."
by Lulu Luciole April 2, 2009
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texty texterton

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.
Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!
by jevanyn December 30, 2009
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morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.
Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th
by wisdomr March 10, 2011
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friends with textefits

Two friends who have a texting relationship without being emotionally involved. Typically two good friends who casually text without a monogomous relationship or any kind of commitment.
me and christina aren't seeing each other. In fact, we never see each other, we only text. We're friends with textefits!
by crabab December 3, 2011
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Telletubby Tetter-Totter

When 2 fat people 69. since they can't engage in oral sex at the same time they have to rock back and forth.
Hey Joe, did you see the fat couple at the beach? They were pactically doing the Telletubby Tetter-Totter in front of everybody.
by doughboy58 February 18, 2009
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