A non-consensual sexual act between two parties, in which one inserts his member into the pocket of an ignorant party, and deposits his seed. Only to be found later to the dismay of said ignorant party. Experienced Ravioli givers are commonly dubbed Chef Boyardees.
I took my hand out of my pocket to shake the president's hand, but to my dismay I discovered that I had been subjected to a Texas Ravioli. Chef Boyardee had struck again.
by RavioliLover May 02, 2011
Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone NOT associated with The University of Texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.
by NickFL June 28, 2008
Frisco is the gayest city in Texas. It's a bunch of privileged bitches who think they have an ass and think they are cool because they know how to woah. All the bitches think they're the shit because they listen to Migos. They are a bunch of dumb fucks who vape because they think the juul is cool . Uber drivers are confused as fuck because they pick up frisco bitches at 2 am and take them to Allen or Plano where the bitches go fuck random dudes and then call it rape so they can sue them and get more money to buy fucking mango pods. Every bitch pussy smell like a fish and all anyone cares about is having clout. The guys all run trains like Thomas and everyone there cheats on each other. Every bitch dresses like a fucking skank. All the Frisco schools are gay asf. And every bitch thinks they're cool because they "confronted sOmeOne foR tAlkIng sHiT." They suck at making tik toks like shut up hoe. and stop fucking screaming "PERIODTTTT."
by yeadude111 May 02, 2019
Canadian term for mythical - to outsiders anyway - 3 litre (101 oz) glass liquor bottle available at liquor stores in Canada. Contains vodka, rum, or best of all, Canadian rye whiskey. The comically oversized nature of a texas mickey makes it a perfect party showpiece, which is more or less the main reason such bottles exist. for an equal amount of money, more alcohol could be had by buying two 60 oz bottles, but that wouldn't be half as awesome, would it? Pouring from a texas mickey is not very practical so the bottle is usually supplied with a small pump to go on top. Nobody throws out a texas mickey after they're done with it - it goes on display for at least a little while so that when you hold your next party, you can point at it and say "last week we drained that thing in a night, eh?" Also, there are no texas mickeys in Texas...despite the name, the origin of the term is 100% Canadian.
Mike: So how was the party last night?
Dave: Dude, it was totally sweet. We got a texas mickey and split it between us. We got sooooo tanked.
Dave: Dude, it was totally sweet. We got a texas mickey and split it between us. We got sooooo tanked.
by bikehorn2 April 25, 2006
now the rainman gave me two cures,
Then he said, "Jump right in."
The one was Texas medicine,
The other was just railroad gin.
An' like a fool I mixed them
An' it strangled up my mind,
An' now people just get uglier
An' I have no sense of time.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Mobile
With the Memphis blues again.
Then he said, "Jump right in."
The one was Texas medicine,
The other was just railroad gin.
An' like a fool I mixed them
An' it strangled up my mind,
An' now people just get uglier
An' I have no sense of time.
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Mobile
With the Memphis blues again.
by glaush June 28, 2007
1) To leave/secede from a group
2) To ditch one's friends
Made in reference to Texas's governor threatening to secede from the United States over the recent healthcare reform.
2) To ditch one's friends
Made in reference to Texas's governor threatening to secede from the United States over the recent healthcare reform.
"Wowww, look at Mike over there, just pullin' a Texas. Errands my ass."
Dave: "Hey guys -- I know we were gonna have lunch and all, but my girl called, and..."
Marquis: "Of course. Classic Dave. He WOULD go off and pull a Texas on the guys for his lame girlfriend"
Dave: "Hey guys -- I know we were gonna have lunch and all, but my girl called, and..."
Marquis: "Of course. Classic Dave. He WOULD go off and pull a Texas on the guys for his lame girlfriend"
by Wild_Bill102 March 26, 2010
Doesn't matter, this is Burnet, Texas.
by Anonymous1245785 December 09, 2010