televisaphonerneting

watching tv, using the phone, and surfing the net at the same time

He can't hear you, he's buisy televisaphonerneting

by J Dolla August 20, 2007

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Telepharmavangelism

(tell-a-farm-a-van-gelism)
Found in the song "Symptom Finger" by The Faint, a word that encompasses the vast market of quick fix drugs (weight-loss, anti-depressants, sleeping pills, etc.) found on television. The "symptoms" usually appear with the ad/commerical and commonly aren't "real."
- telepharmavangelist

1.
"They're selling these great weight-loss pills on TV! They'll even give you a free seven-day sample!"

"No, don't get them. Its just telepharmavangelism."

2.
"Man, thats a good telepharmavangelist! Listening to him makes me want to buy the anti-depressants and make my life more full and joyful!"

3.
"You've got to get the shit they sell;
The pills that fix the way to feel.
Now they've shown you what to get,
You feel it coming on."

by P. Hamster March 18, 2008

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teletoke

to simultaneously toke with another person in a separate location while communicating via phone, sms, im, or video chat or other means.

Me and Zach teletoked last night.

by golieman9 February 24, 2009

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television

The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.

Long live the new flesh!

by Dr. Brian O'Blivion May 6, 2004

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Teless

Those guys that are walking around the school with really really tight pants that are bright pink, purple, yellow, or some other random color and you think their gay or just really weird but their just really proud of their hat that says "GRR!"

"Dude that kids wearing tight colored pants again."

"Wow, what a Teless!"

by Elac Ekensponoodle September 26, 2009

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