Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009

teacheritis

Disease found in teachers who have to deal with students suffering from senioritis. Symptoms are similar to those of the sudents yet affecting test grading, staff meetings attendance, etc.

Diego: Dude did Mr. Smith come today?
Seb: Nah man. All his classes today were with seniors so he succumbed to teacheritis.

by Seb R. February 23, 2008

Spanish Teacher

A lowlife scum who thrives off making students miserable because they failed at their own life. Often will give you difficult tests for the sole purpose of moving your grade down. Extremely inconsiderate and rude, and nobody loves them.

Kate: Hey Susan, isn’t your son a Spanish Teacher?

Susan: Yes, but he isn’t my son anymore because I disowned that sorry sack of shit.

by goldnugget December 20, 2019

teacher fart

A phase to show how something unusual happens.

Dave: So what happened yesterday.
Stan: It was crazy, a TEACHER FART happened, my boss gave me a raise!!!!

by Jason (fart) Master May 23, 2010

sluty teacher

is a teacher who happens to be sluty. aka likes sleeping around with a degree.

"today my teacher slept with my best friend during lunch just so she wouldn't have to fail him"!

by pixie dust July 8, 2004

Tetherblobs

Enormous sagging boobs. To the point where you could literally play tetherball with them, because they are very blobish.

Look at the size of those tetherblobs.

Wow we could play a great game of tetherball with those tetherblobs.

by Lucky Bastard March 7, 2007

Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.

Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag

by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013