by Crazy blonde freak February 10, 2022

by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017

"Hey, want to come over to my house tonight and do the twist?"
"Yo, Mark got some speedballs and had me over to do the twist last night."
"Yo, Mark got some speedballs and had me over to do the twist last night."
by psychedelicsnowing August 13, 2017

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.
by Mister Hickie January 6, 2016

The act of grabbing the penis by the head and twisting it till it looks like a deformed piece of Cock Meat/Twizzler looking object. This is done whilst laughing and dancing around a cake and bobbing or headbanging to heavy metal music preferably Marilyn Manson.
Last night I did the Pecker Twist, it was awsome I got to touch myself and eat cake all while getting a workout!!!
by Projekt-Extinktion June 25, 2010

Something that is round about, needlessly complicated, or pointlessly/ unnecessarily difficult. Usually used in anger or despair. Can refer to an action, situation, object, or person. One who facilitates the unnecessary action is called a Nipple Twister. Origin of the phrase comes from the movie "The Wedding Singer" in which Adam Sandler's old neighbor proclaims that "you can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there." This refers to Adam Sandler's brother-in-law who likes his nipples twisted by his wife. Hence the previous definition.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
Additional Reference: See any Passion Pit song for auditory version of a nipple-twist.
(In a traffic jam.) Those nipple twisters closed off the road again! We had to take a detour that led us several miles out of the way. It was such a nipple twist to drive home!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
(General Situation) Those nipple twisters were nipple twisting so badly, we had to twist our own nipples just so we could nipple twist back to where we started!
by Nippletwister September 26, 2010

by TexasWicca February 28, 2005
