Twenty-Fourth Base

Slam-dunking a basketball into someone's gaping asshole.

"Dude my girlfriend took me to twenty-fourth base last night, it was insane!"
"Well that explains the wheelchair."

by bigsexysciencelady October 30, 2020

Twenty

Someone who is 20 years old and still in High School; A low class person.

High School teacher going around the room on the first day of class asking each student their name and age. One low class student stands up and says my name is Jon and I'm f'ing twenty. Most student graduate High School at the age of 18.

by Finneg84 December 30, 2020

comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.

Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.

by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012

Floor-Twenty

Any day when one luckily finds a $20 dollar bill in a public location before any other indvidual can get his/her greasy fingers on said bill. A floor-twenty discovery is followed by rushing out of the public location, cackling like a mental patient just off thorazine.

I had to cough up $13 for my herp' prescription, but then I saw a floor-twenty and scooped it up post haste.

by spiny norman August 31, 2012

close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024

Twenty-one

Family in Second Life

Those Twenty-one are fucking amazing, they will fuck you up!

by Fanboifoxies May 11, 2023

twenty-twenty-phorbia

Fear of the coming year, as twenty-twenty-three draws to a close and 2024 presents potential for catastrophic damage, with A.I. and a certain former president threatening to overturn the world as we have known it.

He had lived through a great deal, yet the prospect of 2024 was inducing twenty-twenty-phorbia, the deep-seated fear of the year ahead.

by Monkey's Dad December 5, 2023