God church

Some really dumb shit Jake Paul said in his latest single "It's Everyday Bro". He most likely combined the 2 because he couldn't come up with a way to make the song any worse. #LOGANG4LIFE

I just dropped some new mercy, and it's sellin like a god church

by Kobe639 June 11, 2017

church it up

To vainly try to appear cultured and refined.

Joe: My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Attendant: Don't try to church it up, boy.

by Bourbon Shocker October 14, 2004

Church Whore

Predominately African American females who hang around the premises of a Church's Chicken restaurant asking teenage boys if they would like to have a "good time"

When i was at church's chicken the other day, the church whores wouldn't leave me alone.

by evil shinanigan November 3, 2008

Church Hug

A hug for people that you are obliged to like, but ultimately don't, such as people you meet in church. Its typically a very half-hearted hug.

"The date went okay, but I can tell he wasn't really into me. He walked me to my door and gave me a church hug."

by Joolie Beans January 28, 2006

going to church

When you perform oral sex on a man, in the position of kneeling in front of him and sucking his cock.

Jack: Before the night was over, I was going to church on him, and he loved it!

by Anonymous7 January 23, 2006

church on the move

According to Snoop Dogg is when everyone is at a party or at a club and is time to roll you hear one playah say 'church on the move' and it's time to go for everybody
something similar to 'cheese it!'

Young Playah: this is fucked up..CHURCH ON THE MOVE!
*everybody running like hell*

by Raius January 11, 2008

Church Donuts

Donuts you get after church with jesus juice

Dude 1: dude what type of church donuts did you get?
Dude 2: french crawler BITCH!

by Sir Sex a Lot April 30, 2007