I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 February 24, 2011

Elaine Tin

If your name is Elaine you have the greatest vibes, no white girl names

Jessica: Did u see Elaine Tin In Baltimore, Maryland? Josh: Yes! She’s very pretty

by Elaine Tin April 28, 2021

tin tin tin

It isnt in the tin

A yorkshire bloke picked up a tin and said “tin tin tin”

by Chinksternator May 30, 2023

Tinned Soup

Slang for a boring relationship/friendship/position/job etc. Tinned Soup is an extremely boring and desperate food, and it is now a popular slang metaphor for boring things in general.

"Jimmy! Why can't we play chess?"
"Mate.. Chess is the Tinned Soup."

by C L G February 19, 2018

Tinning

Tinning

Tinning is the act of tanning one's scrotum by wrapping tin foil wrap solely around the base of the penile shaft and the rest of the scrotum. Let the tin foil heat up in the sun to further darken the color of the scrotum to your ideal tint.

"Man my balls look so different from my penis"

Have you tried tinning them?

"Not yet, I will now!"

by John724 June 02, 2024