dumbass tired

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ

Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"

by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016

tire gang

more like broken leg gang

tire gang?
more like broken leg gang

by shivical von pickle May 27, 2018

Butt tired

Exhausted to the 10th degree that even your butt is tired.

After fucking for 2-3hrs, Sheila felt butt tired once Matthew nutted.

by Jym U. Right June 2, 2020

High-tired

The act of being so tired you act high.

When you are a band kid, and you have a football gamer till 11:30pm and competition tomorrow at 3:00am.

Conversation: What’s wrong with Kyle?

Idk, man he could be high-tired.

(Kyle is dancing with no music playing)

by Jerone-with-two-rones September 15, 2018

Tire Monkey

Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.

"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."

by Racial Tension December 15, 2016

tired brain

When you stay up so late that your brain doesnt function as well as it should .

Lillie: caused by feelings .. that doesn't make any sense
Max: idk lol
Lillie: wouldn't they just say 'feelings'
Max: Idk lol maybe
Lillie: lol I think its my tired brain
Max: haha not just yours. We cant process things rn
Lillie: we should put that on urban dictionary...

by 92wasmymomsname June 19, 2014

mentally tired

Im tired, Ive gotten 12 hours asleep and I'm still tired.

I'm so mentally tired. I can't really do this anymore.

by Ddsaddy April 25, 2022