morning cigar

Placing the large male anatomy in your mouth for breakfast.

Molina has a morning cigar every morning.

by Mox6969 December 16, 2019

Morning Fog

Two known examples

1. Morning fog relates to the North Carolina Appalachian mountainous region around Asheville. Clouds forming a fog in the mountains valleys in the morning hours are quite beautiful while drinking a coffee.

2. Jerking off into your sleeping partners eye’s without waking them in the morning. Forming a fog like glaze in their morning vision.

“I love the Asheville area cause of the Morning Fog”

“I gave her/him the Morning Fog”

“Jesus! I can’t see ! I got Morning Fog in my eyes”

by Ghost Face Khilla November 26, 2020

morning growler

The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning

At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.

by robo dad June 01, 2018

Morning stream

When a wamen wakes up with a wet puss puss.

Hey! That woman just had a morning stream!

by Morning Stream January 13, 2020

Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019

morning grind

Fucking in the morining
Sex in the morning

There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.

by Hangdog242 May 11, 2006

morning splitter

In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl

Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.

by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008