patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.

"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."

by Sys4dm September 15, 2017

Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮

Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??

by Leddskinner March 28, 2023

soulless patch

the clean shaven area just under the lip. It is often surrounded by a goatee or found below a cookie duster.

shave off that soul patch bro, the soulless patch is the way to go.

by greatlakestony August 30, 2009

casio-patch

The white patch beneath a wrist watch after prolonged exposure to the sun

Hey guys, check out my casio-patch

by benj420 October 8, 2011

road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.

My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.

by TJP64 May 17, 2016

Dragon patch

Group of hairs located on a person’s lower back right above the butt crack. Sometimes an extension of ass hair, but must be visible with pants on.

Wow! This is the first time I’ve seen Nolan with his shirt off — damn he has a nice dragon patch!

by anonymous October 2, 2021

Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.

“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”

by Sappahire February 9, 2021